The local police of Kayseri were called by the residents of a neighborhood when they noticed the towel waving freely in the wind on a balcony. The police raided the home of the Iranian Reza K. searched his home and detained the suspect. While he was being detained and forced into a police car, the locals attacked the suspect and tried taking him from the police to lynch him.
An Iranian living in Turkey dared to hang his towel to dry! The Turkish police, watching the enemies of Turkey day and night immediately captured the guilty man and took him for questioning. The towel had the UK’s Union Jack design, and Turkey is not about to let a foreign flag wave on its soil! The towel has been confiscated and has been put safely in the hands of the police where it can do no more harm to the society.
The crime was doubly heinous because the towel was hung to dry on May 19th, the very day Turks celebrated the Holiday of Youth of all days, a nationalistic day when the country’s founder Mustafa Kemal had set foot on Anatolia to start the war of independence.
The local police of Kayseri were called by the residents of a neighborhood when they noticed the towel waving freely in the wind on a balcony. The police raided the home of the Iranian Reza K. searched his home and detained the suspect. While he was being detained and forced into a police car, the locals attacked the suspect and tried taking him from the police to lynch him.
The Turkish police confiscated the assaulting towel, and took the suspect to the police station for questioning. It was revealed that the suspect claimed he had only hung his towel to dry and he had not intended to cause a riot by hanging a foreign flag.
The governor of Kayseri immediately jumped in to establish that the Turkish State was fully aware of the incident and was on top of this foreign existential assault to the Republic of Turkey. In a statement, the Governor said the incident was being investigated and a judicial process had begun by the interrogation of the suspect.
What law the suspect has been charged of breaching has not been released by the government.
Sendika.org news (M.B.)